5. Failur3

A huge failure, going to target and getting this remote for the Wii U and finding out this remote does not plug into the Wii U, but rather, a remote... $17 cheaper, but doesn't do it's job without a real remote...

So I started with a picture of a bike, decided I would print it on Matte paper and then take a pencil to it and sketch over it as to give it texture. As you can clearly see in both these pictures, it looks like a normal fucking picture... Two hours later, same thing as it was before, a picture of a boring bike.

Failure number three, I cannot make my bed without falling off, so this is my solution, just to fail at making my bed every morning.

And of course there is the oh so obvious failure, this is being posted right before it is due the morning of. The lessons I have learned from the faliures:

1. Check the remote and the device before you commit

2. Don't draw on a matte printed photo withe pencil, it just isn't that cool, use colored pencil instead

3. Let's be real, the bed will almost never be properly made every day or even more likely, never.

4. Don't stay up until 2 in the morning playing Mario Kart on the Wii U with your friends with only one controler, there is a lot of yelling, loss of friends, and almost everyone but the one person playing is bored.

Failur3